moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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pablostanley:

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

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cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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justdilla:

Bless whoever made this.

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noizs-nipples:

adriofthedead:

kumagawa:

in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.

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the-memorable-silent:

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”

and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG 

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shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

(via spooky-bae)

*standing ovation*

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