- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
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If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”
Mom: You’re grounded
Me: Listen here you little shit
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
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My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
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